I Am Irelevant


Ray-Ban > Man
April 10, 2010, 4:56 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

ME:
I turned to my sister today cause she got out her sunglasses, and Claire had said we all lose them, so there is a planet somewhere made of sunglasses
and it came to me, in a flash, how much I miss my ray-bans, how sexy and  fabulous they make me feel. so I grinned, and said “We’re going shopping. I want my Ray-Bans more than the love of a good man


They’re an object, they can’t fuck up, they belong to you, you can do whatever you want to them, and they make you feel like sex on a stick all day long….

I have NEVER met a man with such skill. And for under $200, its a BARGAIN
Mmm *warm fuzzies* and then the cool summer nights of my soft leather jacket… oooohhh yessss

E.J:  I love you

B: *blush* I am never sure if you like me or tolerate me, but I think we;re pretty fabulous
E.J: darling, i like you. im just a bitter cranky whore.

Hi all, I’m Bells, I ❤ bitter cranky whores who are essentially decent people

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